The Ultimate Ultimate

After getting dumped by the girlfriend he never deserved, delusional piker Joe (Joe Benarick) and his estranged buddy Frank (Frank Aguirre) decide to take a trip to the neighboring town of Deer Beach-named for its annual deer orgy along the shore, according to Frank. But despite Frank's best efforts to heal Joe's broken heart in this execrable town inundated with surly front desk girls, slovenly maintenance men, and more than unbearable downtime, Joe can't shake the thought of his ex. She was smokin' hot, and it was so cute the way she'd get mad and stab him and all. Women are such a trip!