杰森·席格尔

Jason Segel

饰：盖瑞 Gary

艾米·亚当斯

Amy Adams

饰：玛丽 Mary

彼得·林兹

Peter Linz

饰：Walter

克里斯·库珀

Chris Cooper

饰：Tex Richman

艾伦·阿金

Alan Arkin

饰：Tour Guide

艾米莉·布朗特

Emily Blunt

饰：Miss Piggy's Receptionist

Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo

Eddie 'Piolin' Sotelo

饰：TV Executive

萨拉·丝沃曼

Sarah Silverman

饰：Greeter

赛琳娜·戈麦斯

Selena Gomez

饰：自己

乌比·戈德堡

Whoopi Goldberg

饰：自己

Aria Noelle Curzon

饰：Waitress

大卫·戈尔兹

Dave Goelz

饰：Gonzo,Dr. Bunsen Honeydew,Zoot,Beauregard,Waldorf,Kermit Moopet

比尔·巴雷塔

Bill Barretta

饰：Swedish Chef,Rowlf,Dr. Teeth,Pepe the Prawn,Bobo,Fozzie Moopet (

马特·沃格尔

Matt Vogel

饰：Sgt. Floyd Pepper,Camilla,Sweetums,80's Robot,Lew Zealand,Uncle

詹姆斯·卡维尔

James Carville

饰：James Carville

约翰·卡拉辛斯基

John Krasinski

饰：John Krasinski

比尔·考布斯

Bill Cobbs

饰：Grandfather

郑肯

Ken Jeong

饰：'Punch Teacher' Host

克里斯汀·沙尔

Kristen Schaal

饰：Moderator

尼尔·帕特里克·哈里斯

Neil Patrick Harris

饰：自己

扎克·加利费安纳基斯

Zach Galifianakis

饰：Hobo Joe

Shu Lan Tuan

Shu Lan Tuan

饰：Elderly Asian Woman

贾德·赫希

Judd Hirsch

饰：Judd Hirsch

马镇金

Raymond Ma

饰：Elderly Asian Man

Michael Albala

Michael Albala

饰：TV Executive

埃迪·佩皮托恩

Eddie Pepitone

饰：Postman

吉姆·帕森斯

Jim Parsons

饰：Human Walter

大卫·格鲁

David Grohl

饰：Cameo Performance - Animool

拉什达·琼斯

Rashida Jones

饰：CDE Executive

Jonathan Palmer

Jonathan Palmer

饰：Reporter One

里克·罗德里格兹

Rico Rodriguez

莱斯莉·费斯特

Leslie Feist

饰：(as Feist)

Dahlia Waingort

Dahlia Waingort

饰：TV Executive

唐纳德·格洛弗

Donald Glover

饰：Junior CDE Executive

Don Yanan

Don Yanan

饰：Reporter Two

Justin Marco

Justin Marco

饰：Gary Age 13

Cameron Kasal

Cameron Kasal

饰：Laughing Kid

丹尼·特乔

Danny Trejo

饰：Prisoner

Marco Tazioli

饰：Guy on Pier (uncredited)

迈克·德米尔

Mike DeMille

饰：Urgent Man (uncredited)

贾斯丁·哈尔

Justin Hall

饰：Baseball Player (uncredited)

Gabriel Aslan

饰：Baseball Player (uncredited)

Charlie E. Schmidt Jr.

饰：Dancer

克里斯·斯佩内里

Chris Spinelli

饰：Diner Patron (uncredited)

Bob Kaye

饰：Telethon Attendee (uncredited)

Samuel Baca

饰：Driver (uncredited)

杰克·布莱克

Jack Black

饰：Himself (uncredited)

Ross Blakeman

饰：French Waiter (uncredited)

Matthew Broadley

饰：Friend of Tex - age 10

Corey Webber

饰：Warehouse Worker (uncredited)

格雷格·伯格

Greg Berg

饰：Stage Manager Voice (uncredited)

蒂姆·布莱尼

Tim Blaney

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

迈克尔·奥斯特罗姆

Michael Oosterom

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

伊林·皮克特

Erin Pickett

饰：Lady in Black Lace Camisole (uncredited)

James Murray

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

迈克林·西提

Michelan Sisti

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Troy Christian

Troy Christian

饰：Principal Dancer

David Alan Barclay

David Alan Barclay

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

卡任·普瑞尔

Karen Prell

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

吉姆·亨森

Jim Henson

饰：Kermit (archive footage) (uncredited)

米基·鲁尼

Mickey Rooney

饰：Smalltown Resident

Greg Ballora

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Kristin Charney

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Bruce Lanoil

Bruce Lanoil

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Mike Quinn

Mike Quinn

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Chris Moss

Chris Moss

饰：Dancer (uncredited)

Kenneth Hughes

Kenneth Hughes

饰：Homeless Man,Dancer (uncredited)

Valerie Humbard

饰：Telethon Audience Member (uncredited)

Leslie Carrara

Leslie Carrara

饰：Additional Muppet Performer (as Leslie Carrara-Rudolph)

泰勒·邦奇

Tyler Bunch

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Paul McGinnis

Paul McGinnis

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Osa Danan

Osa Danan

饰：Casino Gambler (uncredited)

Kevin Carlson

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Angelina McCoy

饰：Tex's Showgirl (uncredited)

乔安娜·纽桑

Joanna Newsom

BJ Guyer

BJ Guyer

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

凯莉·康诺利

Kelly Connolly

饰：Dancer (uncredited)

尼克·德拉戈

Nick Drago

饰：Groom,Construction worker (uncredited)

Andy Stone

Andy Stone

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Victoria Strauss

Victoria Strauss

饰：Student (uncredited)

Chase Woolner

Chase Woolner

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

科尔·巴巴

Cole Barba

饰：Carnival Teen (uncredited)

坦雅·海登

Tanya Haden

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Marca Leigh

Marca Leigh

饰：Dancer,Waitress (uncredited)

Sean W. Johnson

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Johnny Cannizzaro

饰：Charlie Chaplin

Jane Graves

Jane Graves

饰：French Vogue Assistant (uncredited)

David Buehrle

David Buehrle

饰：Gary - age 16 (uncredited)

Reese C. Hartwig

Reese C. Hartwig

饰：Punch Teacher Contestant (uncredited)

Britt Sanborn

Britt Sanborn

饰：Gary and Walter's Mom (uncredited)

Cameron McIntyre

Cameron McIntyre

饰：Cub Scout (uncredited)

Zuri Goldman

Zuri Goldman

饰：Dancer,Paparazzi (uncredited)

Julia Gunn

Julia Gunn

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Julia Marie Franzese

Julia Marie Franzese

饰：'Punch Teacher' Kid

Alex Villa

Alex Villa

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Art Gonzalez Vega

Art Gonzalez Vega

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

David Skelly

David Skelly

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Len Levitt

Len Levitt

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Patrick Johnson

Patrick Johnson

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Alex Long

Alex Long

饰：Laughing Kid

Justin Tinucci

Justin Tinucci

饰：Laughing Kid

Connor Gallagher

Connor Gallagher

饰：Gary Age 9

Gunnar Smith

Gunnar Smith

饰：Gary Age 6

史蒂夫·惠特迈尔

Steve Whitmire

饰：Kermit,Beaker,Statler,Rizzo

埃里克·雅各布森

Eric Jacobson

饰：Miss Piggy,Fozzie Bear,Animal,Sam Eagle,Marvin Suggs

David Rudman

David Rudman

饰：Scooter,Janice,Miss Poogy

Nathan Danforth

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Jerry Nelson

饰：Telethon Announcer (uncredited)

Alice Dinnean

Alice Dinnean

饰：Additional Muppet Performer

Dan Crane

Dan Crane

饰：Fishmonger

瑞奇·热维斯

Ricky Dene Gervais

瑞克尔·林奇

Riker Lynch

约翰·罗伯特

John Robert

饰：Telethon Audience Member

乌韦·施瓦茨瓦尔德

Uwe Schwarzwalder

饰：Cop

布赖恩·汉森

Brian Henson

史蒂夫·惠特迈尔

Steve Whitmire

埃里克·雅各布森

Eric Jacobson

饰：演员 Actor/Actress

莎拉·斯沃曼

Sarah Silverman

饰：Greeter

大卫·格鲁

饰：Cameo Performance - Animool

艾里克·雅各逊

饰：猪小姐/福滋熊/动物、Sam Eagle/ Marvin Suggs

克里斯·库柏

Chris Cooper

饰：Tex Richman

斯蒂夫·惠特米勒

SteveWhitmire

饰：科米蛙/ Beaker / Statler / Rizzo

David Rudman

David Rudman

饰：Scooter/ Janice / Miss Poogy

彼得·林兹

Peter Linz

饰：沃尔特