Saturday night live Matthew McConaughey/Dixie Chicks

Following a cold opening a U.N. Security Coucil meeting, Matthew McConaughey talks about his youth during the monologue, plays one half of a blind date with Rachel Dratch, a war protester, music sensation 'Chrome' on Club Traxx, an office story teller as well as a 'pyramid guru' on 'Second Time Around'. He ends the show by plugging his own McConaughey's Red Hot Texas Chili.