Jonathon The Impaler Sharkey was born on April 2, 1964 in Elizabeth, New Jersey, USA as John A. Sharkey. He is a writer and producer, known for A Cat's Life (2011), The Comeback Fighter (2011) and Who Is the Bloodiest Royal?. He was previously married to Audrianna Lynn Foster, Megan Cochran, Julie Sharkey Carpenter, Lourdes Flash and Lauren V.O.